Why should we choose you, ASSHOLE?

Uhhh… I don’t know. Do a backflip? Cry? Draw Woot on your wall with ketchup? We want chaos.

So what’s your deal? Tell us your worst trade. The time your grandma aped into $WOOT and called it “Waffle Coin.” Maybe all you do is hold rugs and pray. Honestly? That’s kinda iconic.

But don’t be boring. We’re owls. We feast on madness.

Make us laugh. Make us scream. Make us say “okay this mf is cooked but we like it.”

If your story slaps, maybe you’ll make it in. If it sucks, enjoy watching from the sidewalk.

Oh and if you do make it in... Bring sunglasses, cause the top's blinding.

But if you really want to shoot your shot, connect your stuff, click the shiny button, and fill in that form like your life depends on it. (it kinda does.)

With unhinged love, The Grand Woot.